2008

you know you're PMSing when....

you see happy couples holding hands or kissing and you want to punch them. you see a girl you...

“Here, Jennifer….do you want this shirt? You can give...”
— my BOSS!!!! to me today when...

I'm sad...

yet ANOTHER Tumblr meetup missed.  I wonder if I will ever make any in my lifetime :(

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my sunday:

7:15am- hookup Kevin (who may or may not have a fiance/girlfriend/2 year old child!!!???!??)  leaves...

take your fucking crying kids inside...

I am currently not listening to anything except the wailing and crying of the baby who lives in the...

cougar?

How do you know when you’re becoming a cougar?  I feel like I hear that term more and more...

Been doing this for a year (NOT PROFESSIONALLY PEOPLE!!!)....

I’ve got mad skillz!!!!  and yes, I am wearing...

Dear Universe/Someone Reading this Blog

whatiwore: I want to be featured as a “real girl” that is “on the street” in New York in some big...

Put on some weight and we'll talk, said...

sharingtime: I eavesdropped on three plus-size models tonight at dinner. I learned that some...

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anyone want to work in a modeling...

My office is looking for a new receptionist- male or female- someone who is willing to pitch in and...

this picture from last night cracks me up….the look on...

I rocked it out at my 30th birthday party at my shore house...

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damn girl

I nominate Nicole Scherzinger from PCD as the hottest body right now…and I see models all day,...

so you think you can dance..??

why do all the male dancers on SYTYCD wear man-pri’s and socks??  I DON’T GET...

I need a man

If only to to be house boy/handy man to the various things in my condo that need help.  ie: changing...

am I the only one?

Am I the only girl who hasn’t seen Sex and the City movie yet?  It’s not that I...

I Love New Jersey

soupsoup: Watching Anthony Bourdain’s episode on New Jersey, I realized how much I love my state...

hello awkward!!  This is what happens when you end up having...

surprise gifts

when people you don’t know and have never met wish you a happy birthday- it’s a really...

3-0

Today I turn 30 Last night my friends threw me an amazing birthday dinner, with a surprise cake and...

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oh and a piece of advice

don’t listen to “Ticks and Leeches” “Hush” (both by Tool) or...

so there you go

our entire email exchange.  I had so much to say and I was able to get it all out- mostly.  I still...

and he still sucks #10

 I hope we can be friends too.  And I promise to give you a big, ass-grabbing-less hug when i see...

my kindness sickens me- #9

Ummm I’ve been single for a lot longer than you have.  And enjoying every minute of it.  I...

but he pussies out too- #8

Well I’m glad you are feeling a little less angry, and I’m sorry if I wasn’t being...

and here's where I pussy out a bit- #7

Not arguing, but…You didn’t get to know me AT ALL.  You put forth the least amount of...

I'm a loser baby- his response- #6

I didn’t fuck with you.  I got to know you and then I realized that we weren’t right for...

and wait, there's more! my response #5

and another thing:  WHY ME?  really.  You could fuck around with anyone you wanted…have flings...

and my response- #4

if you want me to let you off easy, it’s not going to happen.  All that chaos in your...

crap email from a dude- #3- his...

You are right… you are a real catch.  You are a very sweet person and it hurts me that I have...

and email #2- my response to him

well, the answer to that is: completely blown away now… Wow, I don’t even know what to...

ah fuck it...email #1- from him

Hey howya doing?I feel like total crap.  Dehydrated and sunburnt.Anyway, there is something I have...

I got dumped

Let me repeat that.  I got dumped.  VIA EMAIL.  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORK DAY.  Last Tuesday.  After...

My sincerest apologies....and a life...

Wow, I haven’t tumbl’d in about what?  6 weeks?  Something crazy like that.  Life has...

vindication

Last night I got a phone call from a guy that every girl should hope to get.  It was one of those...

cajunboy: blakeley: This is a still from last night’s...

been away for a few days

just trying to catch up….life has been eventful…in positive ways…. BIG SMILES all...

i was just invited

to my best friends birthday party… on a wednesday for dinner at 6pm!!!!!! on long...

Booze cruise view

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today was a great day

I woke up in a fabulous mood due to a potential dating prospect.  :) It was absolutely AMAZING...

I get excited over the lamest things...

Like getting a TON of Canadian RoC body lotion with Retinol for FREE.  Body lotion with Retinol!! ...

You're Invited | My Birthday Bash on...

mascarah: It’s my Birthday incase you haven’t seen my 100 reblogs of yummy cakes and birthday...

Happy Birthday Sarah!!  Enjoy 27!!!

topherchris: Last night my team and I won at trivia at a lovely bar in the NYC metro. It was ladies...

today is the last day of my 26th year.

mascarah: Sigh. My dad keeps telling me “you’re going to be older much longer than you’re going to...

for work:

Anyone have any good ideas for an eco-friendly gift around $125-$150 bucks.  I’d need to get...

i'm dumb...and didn't make it out to...

mallisser: jennibee: I was running very late. Were any of you still at Beauty Bar around...

tip for ya ladies- Marc Jacobs Cucumber body splash- man...

mascarah: Lauren and Amy, two of my favorite tumblinas at...

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pole dancing....

so I’m gonna put it out there….I pole dance.  For fun, not for money, people, so...

messages from last night:

via text at 12:15am: “I know you hate me right now, but whats up????” via voicemail at...

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i'm dumb...and didn't make it out to...

I was running very late.  Were any of you still at Beauty Bar around 9:15????  I figured I’d...

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things that you find when you least...

In my nightstand: condoms that expired in 2005. :( (my situation hasn’t been that...

pondering

in between cleaning this shit hole that I call my apartment (which is actually really nice- when...

soupsoup: jennibee: peterwknox: Four Red Bull cars on...

fatmanatee: katieschenk: I sense some drunk tumblring coming from the fm soon. fatmanatee: I...

peterwknox: Four Red Bull cars on the way home  at least...

men: advice needed

so, I know there are a couple of men out there that follow me, and I’m looking to you for some...

styling: jennibee

sarazucker: jenni wanted some help with her closet. she has a ton of clothes but needed assistance...

fun game

On Monday I had my best friend take my phone and edit the name of a certain someone who I...

“I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw you”
— the crazy lady who calls...

fatmanatee: peterwknox: whatson:tumblinas: Will anyone...

topherchris: Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of...

Today Show.  Friday morning.  I wasn’t even a huge fan...

Whisk & Ladle

mascarah: sharingtime: nycmeetups: lfarm: nycmeetups: Rollcall, who is coming? Coming! Details...

“Whatever. I obviously failed the class on “reading men”...”
— me (via lovepuppy) Oh...

let the bodies hit the floor

Perfect song for today:  Bodies by Drowning Pool.  Can you tell I’m in a mood??

we have funny conversation

me: Remember that Dane Cook skit about Obby, the kid who smelled like a vat of piss? Well, this morning this woman smelled like a vat of piss. It was gross
Vanessa: I am pretty sure the man who sat on the subway next to me was the Ayatollah Khomeini
me: How do you even know what he looks like?! Was he wearing a turban?
Vanessa: Yes! Google him. I don't want to put the picture in an email so security comes to the 49th floor looking for me.

wtf?

has anyone seen that Ore Ida commercial for the french fries where the background music is Quiet...

“I’m having an epiphany, but I want to look good while...”
— me, to my friend...

peterwknox: tmblg:1000lolz: I laughed out loud for...

soupsoup: jennibee:fatmanatee:peterwknox: (via) What...

fatmanatee: peterwknox: (via) What YOUR WalkScore?...

Tomorrow =

rockuboff: The first of the month! Which really means a new horoscope from...

And another identical chair also with clean laundry that...

Clean laundry I am not folding right now….

The Tudors

Even with all the factual/historical inaccuracies, I’m really excited for the Tudors season 2...

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what are you thankful for today?

so I think I’ve posted that lately, I’ve been feeling a bit down in the dumps. ...

way to ensure that a guy will call you

get so annoyed that you turn your ringer off turn phone over so you can’t look at it look at...

Magazine I don't like that everyone else...

Real Simple.  I don’t get it.  I don’t like it.  I don’t like the way the paper...

“I mean I guess you could like write a list of everything...”
— Spencer’s sister on The Hills...

random thoughts from last night

fatmanatee: The bruising isn’t as bad as I thought it would be, and I can now use the left shift...

i am clueless sometimes

so I’ve been melancholy, pissy, teary-eyed, you name it…for the past few days.  then the...

“I mean, I guess you can just write a list of everything...”
— Stephanie, Spencer’s...

lessee: next up - animals! unconfounded happiness =)  I...

noraleah: Success! The okra and tomato stew is delicious and...

“well, are you sure you want to know? Okay. Well,...”
— me, explaining...

“what does that song mean?”
— my 8 year old cousin, Rebecca,...

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today stinks

it’s one of those days where I’ll be listening to my heavy metal and getting all my...

why Clueless is a GREAT movie.

noraleah: mascarah: Cher: Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”? Cher: Dionne...

cooking help- advice needed!

noraleah: ………..  Ok, that’s the meal. Now we need an easy, make-ahead appetizer...

maryrambin: MANI COLORS FOR A PEDI SUMMER The warm weather...

cooking help- advice needed!

So I have a first date with a guy on Sunday (friend of a friend that I’ve been talking to for...

..// THE BAMBOOZLE \\..

mascarah: tumblinas: Were any of you Anne of Green Gables...

jakoblodwick: The weather is bad here in NYC. Mary Rambin...

new theme

I need a new theme for the tumblr..I’m bored with this and not loving the ones they are...

“There are boys and, rumor has it, some girls too, who can...”
— Seventeen Magazine- written by...

AI

if the girls and boys on AI fuck up The Beatles as bad as they did last week, I will throw my shoe...

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cajunboy: is MSNBC using google adsense to generate its...

if you've ever..

contemplated getting LASIK, and haven’t….I have to tell you…RUN, don’t...

the only thing making me happy right now. tiggy. he loves to...

just for my grandma...needed to get it...

Dear Grandma, I looked at you today- and looked you in the eyes- and I knew that you loved me more...

wasting time

Dreading the hospital this weekend…..dreading seeing her like that, though apparently she is...

I Did The Survey From NYMag

soupsoup: me: Anthony D.Age: 31 Job: Industry RelationsNeighborhood: HobokenWho’s your favorite...

I am Jell-us

when I read all the commentary and see all the photos from last nights meet up. Looks like everyone...

Two Sets Of Friends

mallisser: soupsoup: My ‘real’ friends are completely retarded when it comes to the web in...

damn

so I am home from that b-day party I had to attend, and it’s quiet as anything here….I...

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Seriously?? Her ass was stuck to a toilet...

memo

To the Douche who has yet to contact me with regard to our plans for Friday and needs to, stat-...

what the F??  Does. not. compute.  Does someone really live...

Tumblr Meet up- I'm sad

I really want to go to the meet up tomorrow.  I am sure there are going to be so many smart and...

five facts about me

reblogged…..via everyone…. 1. I hate telling people how tall I am.  They always ask. ...

“men stink. I wish dating were the way it was in the...”