i like pink

you know you're PMSing when....

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:00:11 -0400

you see happy couples holding hands or kissing and you want to punch them.
you see a girl you perceive as less pretty than you are (ie: overweight, frizzy hair, bad skin, even worse clothing…) yet she still has a boyfriend. you want to punch her…and her boyfriend
babies annoy you and you want to punch them
you try to listen to “happy” music and it annoys you, so you put on your usual….heavy rock/metal and you feel soothed…..

Really, I’m not an angry person. I usually bring joy and laughter to all those around me. But for a few days a month, I am a fucking raging lunatic. It sucks.

"Here, Jennifer….do you want this shirt? You can give it to one of those random guys you hook..."

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:52:00 -0400

“Here, Jennifer….do you want this shirt? You can give it to one of those random guys you hook up with all the time.”

- my BOSS!!!! to me today when trying to give away his skanky old clothing. This particular specimen was an old, brown, shrunken Polo that more resembled a crop top than a polo.

I'm sad...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:54:35 -0400

yet ANOTHER Tumblr meetup missed. I wonder if I will ever make any in my lifetime :(

cajunboy:Dear ElleBelle,Whenever I’m longing to be kissed, I...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:16:53 -0400

cajunboy:

Dear ElleBelle,
Whenever I’m longing to be kissed, I just watch this Rembrandt commercial, then I close my eyes and grab a pillow. Yeah, it’s not quite the same and frankly, kinda pathetic, but it’s also much less complicated, and I’m not forced to watch Grey’s Anatomy every Sunday night.
Hope this helps,
Cajun Boy

what many people don’t know- this is/was actually a real life couple. And they just broke up. Today. He’s moving out. :(

Faith No More- Edge of the WorldA super sexy song. My most...

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:26:43 -0400

Faith No More- Edge of the World

A super sexy song. My most recent ex said that he saw a girl once dance to this song at a strip club. So, naturally, the next S Factor class I had, I used this song. Amazing to say the least- ladies, if you’re ever looking to do something special for your man, I highly recommend this song…..

my sunday:

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:54:36 -0400

7:15am- hookup Kevin (who may or may not have a fiance/girlfriend/2 year old child!!!???!??) leaves with a muttering and the statement “I am worthless” before high-fiving/kissing me on the cheek goodbye. Don’t do me any favors, guy- you certainly didn’t last night. i feel like shit

9:00am- drag myself out of bed, throw my shit together, and hightail it out of the house in order to get back to my apt in time to meet my parents at noon for a bridal shower. i feel like shit

11:00am- i feel like shit

12:15pm- arrive at bridal shower. i feel like shit

3:00pm- i fight to keep my eyes open, struggle thru the “opening of the gifts BINGO”. i feel like shit

4:00pm- back at my apartment, where my parents tell me I “live like a bachelor” and proceed to clean my entire apartment while I lay like a zombie in bed. This included folding my laundry, cleaning my ceiling, and hovering over me. i can’t sleep. i feel like shit

6:56pm- after attempting to contact a boy who is supposed to be here at 7:30 (thank you for not answering, dickwad), I am still laying in bed. and i still feel like shit.

Jersey Shore, I love you. Vodka, I hate you.

take your fucking crying kids inside your fucking apartment!

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:53:06 -0400

I am currently not listening to anything except the wailing and crying of the baby who lives in the apartment diaganol to me. For some reason, the babies’ parents insist on taking an inordinately long time in getting inside their door on a regular basis. And, their baby cries. A FUCKING LOT. Add to this that their other brats like to run down the hallway stomping all the fucking time. I hate them. I hate their fucking annoying kids.

Can you tell it’s Friday, I had 3 hours of sleep last night, and I might get a total of 6 this entire weekend? maybe….

cougar?

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:43:50 -0400

How do you know when you’re becoming a cougar? I feel like I hear that term more and more often applied to women in their 30’s going for men in their 20’s. I don’t think it’s entirely accurate, but now that I’m 30….and meeting more and more men in their mid 20’s…I’m starting to feel like “does this mean I’m a cougar?” Someone help me out here- make me feel better. I think “cougar” is a derogatory term and I don’t want to be lumped in. I look like I’m 24 (really! thats the average age that people who don’t know me guess that I am)…so I figure if I look young, I can date young. right?

Been doing this for a year (NOT PROFESSIONALLY PEOPLE!!!)....

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:10:00 -0400

Been doing this for a year (NOT PROFESSIONALLY PEOPLE!!!). I’m damn proud! This is the pole in my beach house…. (and again, I am wearing a bathingsuit!!)

I’ve got mad skillz!!!! and yes, I am wearing bathingsuit...

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:07:00 -0400

I’ve got mad skillz!!!! and yes, I am wearing bathingsuit bottoms ;)

Dear Universe/Someone Reading this Blog

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:38:22 -0400

whatiwore:

I want to be featured as a “real girl” that is “on the street” in New York in some big magazine. Please have your photographers stalk me. I regularly eat lunch in Bryant Park, which is right across the Conde Naste offices.
Or just e-mail me and we’ll set something up. 100% serious. Hear that Lucky?

I can actually help you out for this….my former boss does the real women casting for lucky :)

Put on some weight and we'll talk, said the modeling agent

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:35:03 -0400

sharingtime:

I eavesdropped on three plus-size models tonight at dinner. I learned that some agencies that regularly work with plus-size models will be blunt with feedback.
When one of the women lost a bit of weight, an agent told her she was not beautiful anymore. They would not work with her.

As a model agent- I feel the need to respond. First off, a model agent would never tell a girl that she “wasn’t beautiful” (to her face at least)- I’ve been in the business for 8 years. Wouldn’t happen. However, it is our JOB to be blunt with feedback. It’s a models JOB to look their best at all times- this means fitting into the clothing that they need to- whether it be plus size or not. If a model isn’t looking her best it’s a lose-lose situation for both of us- we can’t get her work, and she won’t make any money (for us or herself). So if it comes down to telling a model to lose or gain weight in order to do the job that she is being paid to do- then thats what we have to do.

If it comes down to the fact that the girl isn’t working, isn’t looking her best, or has other issues that prevent her from working- of course, we will “drop” her; ie release her from her contract. But this is always done with the “we have decided that we’re not the right agency for you anymore” type speech. If a model is being a complete asshole- at that point she’ll get the “we don’t want to work with you anymore speech”.

In any case, modeling is as much a JOB for them as being an agent is for us. We work hard every day to promote a girl, get her work, make her a success. If she’s not going to do her end of the bargian by keeping in shape and being healthy and being on time for castings and go-sees, showing up on time for jobs, and being generally pleasant- then it makes our job that much harder.

happycap:Alice in Chains - Don’t FollowHome, sweet home…Oh...

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:12:05 -0400

happycap:

Alice in Chains - Don’t Follow
Home, sweet home…

Oh how I love AIC. This song…so good. I saw them last summer- sans Layne, of course (RIP!!!) and the new lead singer sounds EXACTLY like him. Eerily so….and they were really really good!

anyone want to work in a modeling agency?

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:14:33 -0400

My office is looking for a new receptionist- male or female- someone who is willing to pitch in and help, administrative, handle our open calls, model books, phones, door, etc..

If you know of anyone interested in the modeling industry and looking to break into it (NOT AS A MODEL!!!!!)- please pass this along- my email is Lipstick21@gmail.com…

thanks!

Jenni

30th birthday faux-tograph….

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:13:41 -0400

30th birthday faux-tograph….

this picture from last night cracks me up….the look on my...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:30:23 -0400

this picture from last night cracks me up….the look on my face..the look on the guy’s face….classic

I rocked it out at my 30th birthday party at my shore house in...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:28:22 -0400

I rocked it out at my 30th birthday party at my shore house in Manasquan this weekend. I wore my tiara the entire day, got on my balcony aka “cage” and had a blast!

So many amazing memories, amazing friends, good times, laughs….

as much as things in life don’t always go the way you planned….at 30 i thought I’d be married, or at least in a relationship…when I was younger I wanted to be done having kids at 30…ugh…anyhow…even though my life is so different from what I thought it would be….I am still really happy, and learning that you have to take your reality for what it is. Life happens. Go with the flow. Enjoy it, have fun, laugh….learn from it’s imperfections. There are numerous things I could bitch and moan about….but…I choose to be 30, Flirty, and Fabulous- and that means…enjoy every fucking second of it.

topherchris:Mr. Bungle, Retrovertigoi heart mike patton. love...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:19:36 -0400

topherchris:

Mr. Bungle, Retrovertigo

i heart mike patton. love this song. good tune…

damn girl

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:47:32 -0400

I nominate Nicole Scherzinger from PCD as the hottest body right now…and I see models all day, every day for a living. But holy shit, her body is slamming.

However, the Pussycat Dolls SUCK ASS.

so you think you can dance..??

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:34:27 -0400

why do all the male dancers on SYTYCD wear man-pri’s and socks?? I DON’T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!